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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.早上,我给女儿梳头,边梳边夸:宝宝真漂亮!
3岁的女儿可爱的回道:妈妈,你也好漂亮!
这时儿子在旁边来了一句:你们这是在互相欺骗!
2.带宝宝出门,看见前面有一个光头大哥,儿子大叫:妈妈快看,光头强!
光头大哥刚刚回头,儿子又指着旁边不远处的两大胖子:还有熊大熊二呢。
宝宝,我怎么感觉带你出去很危险呢!
3.侄女放学后闹着不想上学,我就带她去街上逛逛,哄她开心!
走到某专卖店,看中一件衣服,但是价格好贵,就多看了几眼,小侄女好像看出来我的心思,满眼算计的说:不如你带我去幼儿园退学费,退回来的学费归你,我也不用上学了,你也有钱买衣服了。

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