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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

笑话四则
1、“我和你妈同时掉水里,你会救谁?”

  “肯定救你,我妈同事我又不认识。”

  2、酒店前台客服一枚。

  昨晚一客人说,妹纸,你真漂亮,我抬头对客人微笑了一下,又听见客人自言自语说,TMD,喝醉了看谁都漂亮……

  3、我在广州上班,突然接到一北京哥们的电话,他说:“你快打电话给老黄,我在蹲坑,没带纸! ”

  我问:“老黄不是在云南吗?”

  这二货来一句:“他小舅子在我楼下那个部门,你让老黄告诉他! ”

  4、入住酒店,房间烟味太重,打给前台,前台说:“您稍等我们来给您做无烟处理”

  我心想现在科技好发达。
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