M1saki 发表于 2022-6-27 22:27   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、球球从幼儿园回来，满脸的不高兴。

姥姥问：“球球，怎么了？”

球球委屈地说：“姥姥，我和卓卓像我妈和我爸一样，感情彻底破裂了。”

姥姥问：“怎么了？”

“同桌卓卓的薯条不给我吃，给秀秀吃了……”

2、一天，爸爸教儿子“手”字，儿子说：“这是什麽字？”

爸爸提示道：“你平常用什麽开门？”

儿子：“‘脚’字！”

3、一天小明跑到妈妈身边问：“妈妈，失败是成功之母是什麽意思呀？”

妈妈说：“意思就是失败是成功的妈妈。”

小明：“哦，我明白了，妈妈，原来你是失败，我是成功啊！”
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