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[短篇] 欧亨利式笑话两则

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欧亨利式笑话两则

1.天才儿童塞缪尔•雷舍夫斯基曾一次对决十名世界国际象棋高手,而出乎意料的是,他输给了所有人。
2. 老丈人家里有个祖传的黄釉瓷碗,看身边的哥们一个个都买上了车,于是我偷偷的把它拿去卖了,一共卖了35万,最终成功提到一辆宝马320。老婆知道后和我大吵一架并把我赶到沙发上睡觉。睡觉时躺在沙发上翻来覆去的睡不着,在沙发垫子下发现了一百块钱,所有的郁闷顿时云消雾散,计划着这笔巨款如何花销。第二天早上,老婆对我说:高兴高兴就得了,把钱拿过来吧。

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