陌生的你 发表于 2020-11-3 20:54   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.大学在机械学院,高年级一班全班只有一女生这女觉得很孤单,于是申请转班结果被全班男生联名上书挽留了……

2.  我们这的公园门口贴着标示,说禁止车辆宠物进入有一大叔抱着一只兔子就进去了门卫忙喊:抱兔子那个,没看见有牌子写不让宠物入园吗?大叔不慌不忙,转身淡淡说了四个字:这是食物。。。然后在众人钦佩的目光中缓缓走进公园。


3.昨天突然头痛,去校医院看病。校医说:“能忍吧?能忍就回寝室睡一觉!”于是我回去睡觉。今天头更痛了,再次去校医院。还是那校医,说:“忍不住了?那赶紧上大医院治去吧!”大叔你好歹也是个医生啊!!
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