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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、最穷的时候···中午有个身穿袈裟的和尚到家化缘唠嗑半小时,最后实在没招了:你在家等会,我去邻居家借十块····和尚摇摇头走了·······

2、附近公园里有一个果园,里面养了好几条狗,有一次在里面散步时一只狗一直在叫,旁边一个逗逼妹子也跟着学狗叫,别说还真像,然后整个果园里热闹了,所有的狗都叫了起来,当时我就笑喷了。

3、本人女,偏胖,开一家饭馆,经常有个比我瘦点的妹纸来吃饭。每次来都是 胖姐来份什么什么。胖姐来份什么什么。然后给她做饭都是多放油,多放肉。做的香喷喷的。现在,她终于比我胖了!

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