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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、偶是修电脑的,今天一顾客打电话说他电脑有问题了,偶赶了过去,尼妹啊,斗地主房间满了进不去是电脑的问题?

2、今天寄东西,电话里快递小哥问:姑娘你是大件货,还是小件货。
俺当场就愤怒鸟,你会不会说话啊!你才贱货!你们全家都是贱货!

3、Pol.ice:“说,你为什么要做小偷?”
小偷:“因为人们常说,男人掏钱的动作最迷人。”

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