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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、在一次聚餐晚会上,年轻的妻子低声对丈夫说:“你已经拿了四次冰淇淋了,难道你不感到难为情吗?”  丈夫狡黠地一笑,说道:“为什么要难为情呢?我每次都告诉他们我是替你拿的。”

2、“我太太把信用卡丢了!”  “那你还不赶快通知银行?”  “没事,那个贼花的钱比我太太少多了。”

3、“喂,你老婆看你来了!”狱警冲着一位犯人喊道。  “哪一个?”犯人问。  “什么哪一个?!”狱警大声呵斥,“你小子有几个老婆?”  犯人说:“我是犯重婚罪进来的。”

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