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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

 1、老师:“各位同学,觉得自己很蠢的请站起来。”

  同学们互相看了看,都不敢站起来,只有一个勇敢的站了起来

  老师:“这位同学,你觉得自己很蠢吗?”

  学生:“不是的,老师,我只是不想让你一个人站着! ”

 2、我有个朋友,讲了一生电话,有一天他挂了。

 3、有次致到朋友家吃饭,席间见很少有人动筷子,我说:"吃吧,不吃哪来的大便"

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