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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、同学甲和同桌乙吵架,甲对乙说:“我同桌是个傻X。”乙听了,愤怒的回答道:“你同桌才是个傻X呢!”全班爆笑。

2、老师:“请举出‘与人分担痛苦可使痛苦减半’的事例。”学生:“我房间里有十只蚊咬我,我把你儿子叫来与我同住…”

3、小明说:爸,房间里好冷啊!爸爸说:你可以站到墙角去。小明诧异的问道:为什么啊?爸爸笑着说:因为墙角有90度。

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