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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、A:你喝西瓜汁吗?
➤B:寒冬腊月的哪儿来西瓜?
➤A:我大夷妈来了。
➤B:真尼玛恶心!
➤A:带来了大棚种的西瓜。
➤B。。。

2、知道为什么俄罗斯第五代战机叫SU57吗?
➤因为F35加F22等于57。。。

3、据说航天员吃的粽子是甜的,甜派表示:作为第一枚进入外太空的粽子,它决定了未来宇宙粽子的标准。
➤咸派反击:这就是让甜粽子滚出地球的意思,你不懂。

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